In Dunegal
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Why did the elephant cross the bridge? |
Arriving in Udaipur I could have been in
Agrabah, with sandstone buildings, narrow crowded streets, and overhanging
canvas covers. It wasn’t hard to picture the turbaned guards with billowing
trousers and even wilder moustaches chasing down Aladdin back in the day.
Unlike a lot of the places I had been previously, Udaipur was very hilly with
most roads winding up and down and around and around. This meant walking was
not only tiring on the legs with the steep gradients but tiring on the mind
trying to remember the way you came.
Udaipur Palace |
My hostel was quite fortuitously placed
right on the side of the massive Lake Pichola. With our own private jetty I
could sit out at sunset to watch the hordes of bats that flocked over the lake
to fish for eels. Despite the water being choked with weeds and a slimy layer
of algal bloom, local kids swam there the whole daylong. From Daiji Footbridge
that crossed the lake I had a good view of their antics and the whole of the
city as well. It was so built up that it looked like a can of coke that has
exploded after being forgotten in the freezer overnight. The buildings were rocketing
outward and upward over each other like stone plants desperate for the sunlight
and a view of the lake.At the very centre on the highest hill was
the City Palace; a myriad of towers and balconies that imposed itself on the
rest of the city below. Inside the City Palace’s impressive gates was a less
than impressive museum. The museum had quite an extensive collection of mostly
underwhelming paintings, an array of antiques you would find at a bootsale and
royal chambers bedecked in mirror tiles that made each room more classless than
classy. Far more interesting were the views it afforded out over the city and
the grim tales of a princess who drank poison rather than let the city be drawn
into a war with two rival princes who sought to marry her.
The saving grace about the city being so
built up was that the towering stonework offered some shade in the alleys. Going for random walks I could lose myself within a few minutes and explore the
cities back alleys. These had open sewers running either side and I saw mothers
come out of houses with a dustpan holding a little turd that they dumped
unceremoniously into the drain to be whisked away. At other times people cut
out the dustpan altogether and simply squated on their doorsteps hovering over
the sewer beneath them. Surprisingly the city though smelt relatively clean,
the level of litter was lower than many other places I had been but there was
still the same number of cows standing looking mildly lost in the centre of
that concrete jungle. Old-fashioned steel pumps were set up and kids would take
turns pumping for each other to drink. Considering the water was most likely
being pumped from the lake I refrained from having a drink despite how parched
I was.
After Udaipur it was on to Jaisalmer, right
out on India’s western border with Pakistan. The overnight bus to Jaisalmer turned
out to be one of the most dramatic I’ve taken out here but for all the wrong
reasons. After waiting for over an hour on the bus to show, the tour operator
informed me my bus was going to be another two hours late. Rather than wait I
paid to upgrade to an AC bus that was leaving then. Another sting was then
having to pay for a tuk-tuk to take us to where that bus was leaving from, a
charge the operator had conveniently forgotten to mention. It was the cowboy
who then tried to charge us to put our bags in the hold that was the straw that
broke this camel’s back. I felt marginally guiltily about my choice of words but
the guy was quick to drop the charge, take our bags and usher us on. The
company certainly had the last laugh though when two hours into an eight-hour
journey the AC gave a dusty cough and kicked the bucket. Lying in my bunk I was
in danger of drowning in the sweat that poured out of me. To optimize the AC,
those buses are designed with no windows but with no AC on top of that it
closer resembled a coffin ship. It all could have been bearable until the bus
driver tried to pick up more passengers and cram them on to an already crammed
bus. My fellow local passengers were even more angry and stormed off the bus, blocking
it in and telling them it wouldn’t be moving until the AC was fixed. This was
at 4am. Despite the early hours I too had to get and stand on the picket line
to force the driver’s hand. It would be half an hour for them to fix the AC,
camped on the side of the road though it was hard to tell exactly how there
were fixing it as the driver and his cronies were sat in a group chatting.
Elephant Proof Gates |
More odd than that though was the music
blaring at 4am wafting about the T-junction. India has noise laws so strict it
makes the DUP look like Ibiza regulars, so I was keen to investigate the
disturbance. In the middle of a road sitting on cushions were a group of ten
boys all under the age of twelve and five men singing with drums, chimes and
keyboard. As soon as the kids say me they were up and dancing and shouting for
me to join in. Happy to oblige I danced my part but as I sat down with them I
couldn’t shake the nagging feeling. It was very strange for anyone to be out at
this time and I wasn’t sure if it was a harmless campfire sing-along or was
there a more sinister undertone, like the singing street kids in Slumdog
Millionaire.
Guess it's moo-ving day |
Not wanting to be left behind by the bus I went back to check
after half an hour or so. I needn’t have worried, as the bus was standing as
decrepit as ever and in no danger of moving anytime soon. We were now waiting
on a replacement bus, as surprisingly sitting about doing nothing hadn’t
managed to fix the AC. The replacement was now going to take 10 minutes or an
hour, quite a strange timeframe but whatever. After another forty-five minutes
of waiting everyone was growing restless, thankfully the driver had a solution.
If we got back on (the new passengers who had attempted to board had long since
ditched for other transport) the AC would start working after 40km. Too tired
to even put up a fight to the blatant mix of bullshit and magic, I was just
happy to get back on the bus and sweat it out the rest of the way to Jasialmer.
You might think that was it, but oh no,
this was the bus journey that kept on giving. When arriving in most
destinations by plane, train or bus, a swarm of tuktuk drivers are waiting for
the doors to swing open to offer you best price delivery to your hostel. And by
your hostel I mean the hostel that is paying them commission to bring tourists.
I have seen them use every trick from saying your hostel is closed, it’s fully
booked, it’s flooded or a parade was blocking the route. Sometimes they will
even drive you to the their hostel and tell you it is your hostel despite the
difference in the name written above the door. The best price they are offering
is usually about two or three times the normal price and then they expect a tip
on top of that.
Walking is a sweaty business |
Now I have adopted the practice of barging past them as soon as
they try to block me in, grabbing my bags and letting their offers fall on deaf
ears. The bus to Jasialmer took the biscuit though, because a tout actually got
onto the bus outside of the city, woke me up and started spreading his
nonchalant bullshit about prices and destinations while posing as a helpful
passenger. I was not too happy to be woken but happy to let him talk as I had
been pre-warned this could happen. He seemed to think I was in the bag as he
cleared a path when we got off to his tuktuk, that was of course necessary as
my hostel was on the other side of town. What he had taken into account was the
google maps loaded in my pocket that told me my hostel was a five minute walk
away, god bless the smart phone. Once he had got me clear of the other drivers
and touts I relieved him of my bags and ditched on foot for my hostel, ignoring
his trailing angry curses.
Jasailmer |
My first glimpse of Jasialmer castle made
it all worthwhile however. As a kid I had spent countless summer days on
beaches building the perfect sandcastle. Jasialmer castle was that sandcastle.
Rising out of the desert dust, perched like a fierce bird of prey on a rugged
hilltop, the fort dominated the skyline. Formidable sandstone walls rose up
between curved bastions. A thick scattering of houses sought protection at the
base of the hill, cowering beneath the forty-foot walls that rose up
unassailable above them.
Walking up the single steep path, under
portcullis and through impregnable gates, it was like walking backward through
time. The commanding view from the castle wall was only lost to the desert
haze. Inside the fort a series of Jain temples had been built dating back to
the 15th and 16th century. These were some of the most
intricately carved temples I have visited, a labyrinth of doorways and arches,
staircases and altars. They had 6,666 deities represented there in statues,
carvings and paintings. Holy men loitered in every temple to garble out the
meaning of each alter for a few rupees despite the signs hanging everywhere
that said not to tip the holy men. Religious corruption is not just a western
phenomenon.
I experienced probably the most
embarrassing moment of my trip in Jasailmer fort too. Walking through the main
courtyard, taking a drink of water, I stepped in a huge cow shit. My feet newly
lubricated shot out behind me and I fell face first to the ground. As I was
drinking from my bottle at the time, the impact sprayed the water out and
soaking me from head to shit covered feet. Standing up shocked by it all I
realised I wasn’t alone in the courtyard. Instead seemed to be assembled every
man in the city, hysterical with laughter at my antics. Nothing else for it I
had to join in with them, but ever since I’m paying a lot closer attention to
where I put my feet!
From Jasailmer I organized a camel safari
overnight through the desert. This began with a 4x4 taking us out deep into the
wilderness. On the way we passed village women walking 5km to the nearest well
with their huge water jugs balanced on their head. They would complete this
journey three or four throughout the heat of the day. Huge wind turbines rose
up on the horizon, needed to power the 3000km electric fence that runs the
length of the border. Apart from scrub bushes and the odd cow or herd of goat,
the desertscape was barren. About an hour’s drive into the desert we came
across a handful of mostly mud houses that made up the village. Stopping to let
the sun set a little bit more we had chai with a local family who were sitting
around us wide eyed and curious. The woman making the chai put a bowl of water
down and a goat came over to drink. As soon as it bowed its head to drink she
set to work milking the goat, straight into the pot of chai. Fresh from the
teat it was one of the creamiest, earthiest chais I’ve ever had. After that we
were introduced to our camels. Mine was called Latia and had this rather
endearing trait of sneezing and farting unashamedly at the same time. Our guide
told me they only tame and ride male camels. Female camels remain wild and bear
the young. After four years growing up in the desert the young males can be
captured, trained for a year and are then ready to go.
Desert Mud Houses |
Following the herd |
The next morning I woke half buried.
Pulling myself upright the sand cascaded off me but a thick layer still coated
my body and had burrowed right through to my boxers. After a quick breakfast
our guide went off in search of the camels who had been allowed free to wonder
at night.
Our sleeping mats buried alive |
He was gone almost half an
hour and we were almost giving up the hope that he was ever coming back, when
we heard gypsy bells ringing. Looking up we some him bumping down the hill in a
masterful display of skill, riding one camel bareback while leading the other
three behind him. We were soon to be repeating the feat when on the way home he
misunderstood me saying I wanted to lead my own camel rather than have one of
the handlers holding the reigns. “Sure you can race them,” he said, before
jumping up behind me. Not quite what I had wanted but I wasn’t going to let the
opportunity pass. With a few cracks of the reigns, a kick of my heels and
plenty of “Ya”, the camel broke into a brisk trot and then into a full on pelt.
Behind me the other riders were bumping along too. Again it was far from
stylish but pretty thrilling racing along the dust path back to the village, a
perfect end to the safari.
Jodhpur Clocktower |
I was however still washing sand out of my
hair and body crevices for the next couple days after in Jodhpur. Jodhpur city
was dominated by the massive Mehrangarh Fort (there’s certainly a trend developing
here). This was the largest out of all the forts I visited. It had never been
captured in its 500 year history. The fort came complete with elephant proof
gates, its own secret garden and a huge sprawling parapet. Taking an audio tour
of the fort my attention was drawn to a collection of handprints on the wall
near the main gate. These belonged to the 20 or so widows of the Maharajah Man
Singh who died in 1843. As custom dictated, they joined their husband’s body on
the funeral pyre and followed him into the afterlife. Crazy that so barbaric a
custom was followed by royalty just over a hundred and fifty years ago!
Mighty Mehrangarh |
Jodhpur is called the blue city because a
lot of the houses are painted a pale blue. This began as a religious trait of
the Hindu Brahmin class but had been adopted by many more of the cities
inhabitants. The blue dye is also attributed in keeping at bay mosquitos and
other insects. Whatever the reason, the kaleidoscope of colours from the fort
walls really is quite some spectacle. Winding my way through the back alleys
was fun, if sweaty work. It is really quite a challenge to have to navigate
cows, dogs and scooters in an alley where there isn’t room to swing a cat.
However I took a wrong turn and went into an alley where the dogs soon made
sure I knew I wasn’t welcome. A pack of five or six were snapping at my heels,
while others barked over head to alert the rest I was coming. Rounding tight
corners to come face-to-face with bared growling teeth was extremely
intimidating. Having to jump and spin to get passed them and I was getting
disorientated. Happily I stumbled my way out into a larger street and they
stayed behind to bark and mark their territory. Frightening to think what could
have happened if it were a hapless child in my place. Still there was plenty to
see and explore in those back alleys, with each twist ready to reveal some new
hidden treasure and every local’s beaming smile to see a gora walking through
their world.
The Blue City |
After ten days of battling the desert heat
I’d had enough for now and was off to Delhi to catch up with Nabeel before
heading on to Rishikesh to see mother Ganga.